Boy meets girl in a dystopian near-future, where America is terminally indebted to China, obsessed with the superficial, and controlled by the Bipartisan Party, represented by a cartoon otter in a cowboy hat. Intentionally following an old-fashioned, Chekov- or Tolstoy-esque plotline and told in alternating journal entries and electronic correspondence, immortality-obsessed Lenny and over-parented Eunice find both love and heartbreak in this aptly-named romance/satire.