Halpern, living with his 74-year-old father, has made a whole career off of every patronizing, hilarious thing his father says to him by posting them on twitter. Straight from the internet, this indispensable volume compiles the best tweets from Halpern's account “shitmydadsays.” If you missed the internet sensation in its heyday and want to get caught up, or if you just need some very strange inspirational quotes, this is the book for you.