Alcatraz Smedry has grown up in the foster care system, being moved from home to home because of his special talent to reek havoc and destruction, no matter how unintentionally. Alcatraz is certain his parents, about whom he knows nothing, must have had a strange sense of humor—why else would they have named him Alcatraz? Why else would they have arranged, before they disappeared when he was an infant, to have a bag of sand delivered to him for his 13th birthday? It makes no sense at all until a man, claiming to be his grandfather (and with a talent for never arriving anywhere on time) arrives, just as a group of evil librarians show up and steal the sand. This is, after all, not just any sand, but the sand that will enable them to take control of the world. Are you confused yet? Just imagine how Alcatraz feels. A rollercoaster ride of fantasy adventures, this book had me laughing out loud (and getting suspicious of some of the things I always thought to be true).
Recommended by Kris