Miro Basinas is an experimental botanist who just won Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup. Unfortunately, that puts him squarely in the sights of one Shamus Noriega, a half-Irish, half-Salvadorian gangster who wastes no time stealing Miro's stash - and shooting the botanist in the process. Miro searches for revenge (despite having no idea who shot him) and meets a host of unforgettable characters in this hilarious, purely original novel.