Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know! (Paperback)
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What do you call a puppy in the rain?
A soggy doggy
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet
Which snack always make you jump?
What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?
Very pleased to EAT you
Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old
All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).